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(no subject) [7th Dec. 2010|10:30 pm]
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Margaret Cho - Intervention - featuring Tegan and Sara from Margaret Cho on Vimeo.


the best thing about this is probably the wolf dress, but the wolf dress is so awesome that the whole video is really pretty awesome
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(no subject) [15th Mar. 2010|08:03 pm]
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH WHAT THE FUCKKKK

Okay, I promise I'll make a real post at some point in the near future instead of just spamming you with videos and other nonsensical things every few months, really. :D
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i don't like horses but [29th Jul. 2009|01:19 pm]
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i want a tiny unicorn!!
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this short story was created by a hero [15th Apr. 2009|12:44 am]
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"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan period," said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop.
But, then things took a turn for the worst.
"J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself.
But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage. "GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemently with one massive, pudgy digit.

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination. "I LOVE ANIMAY!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes.
Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYBMLABNGN" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity. "Or DDR," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, her unduous bulk barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair. As these things happened, a realiziation dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreack havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON GIKI MAAAAAA" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family.


...please tell me you have seen this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
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「アンタ、誰?ダレなの?」 [3rd Mar. 2009|02:59 am]
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If you guys get a chance, watch the film Cure by Kiyoshi Kurosawa. I watched it for one of my classes last week but I'm trying to comprehend it again now so I can write a response. The movie put me into a weird relaxed state, even though there're scenes like when this lady pulls some guy's face off on the floor of the men's public restroom. It's weird, about this guy with amnesia that hypnotizes people into killing by making them think their lives have run differently in some way in order to incite the murders. My explanation can't really do it justice, but it's one of the best movies I've seen in a while. It reminded me a little of what Eric tells me this new TV show called "Dollhouse" is about (what with the wiping and replacing of memories), if that helps at all (it probably won't).

..apparently someone posted the whole movie online, if you want to watch it. Here's the first part:

The character of Mamiya appears near the end of that clip -- he's the really creepy guy who also makes me feel tranquil and uncomfortable at the same time, hahah.

Trust me, the movie's worth your time.
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(no subject) [20th Feb. 2009|02:43 am]
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Please share in my joy.

this way.Collapse )

I've spent the past couple hours looking at these D;
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(no subject) [24th Nov. 2008|06:29 am]
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WHY IS THIS SO CREEPY




Also:



I'm about to start writing my paper that's due at 2:00 this afternoon. I have a class at 11 before that, I have no idea how this is happening. YEEHAW
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BLAH! [20th Oct. 2008|11:00 am]
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OH GOODNESS PEOPLE, I need to learn to do things in a timely manner. I have a take-home midterm due in an hour and a half and I still have one essay to go! I feel like doing the Colbot for an hour instead of doing this poo.

During my procrastination however I flipped through some old lj entries and stumbled upon these lovely pictures...

THIS was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.Collapse )

Additionally I have rediscovered Funny Farm and am resolved to beat it again. Dammit.

In conclusion, this post is pointless and accomplishes nothing other than making the subsequent hour even more panicked and coffee-filled.


...Also I think about half of my recent entries are about this problem I have. Obviously it cannot be fixed.
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(no subject) [5th Aug. 2008|12:19 am]
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Fuck you Flora. Fuck you and your flowers
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random bits [1st Aug. 2008|06:19 am]
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[Current Music |Ratatat - Falcon Jab]

It's 6 a.m. What..

Ugh I wonder if anyone would ever hire me to work for 3 weeks. I'm back at home now after Japan/Korea/unnecessary roadtrip with family and I'm already bored out of my mind after one day! Not to mention Alex has started stealing my car so I'm sure to be trapped at home almost every day until 11 p.m. if I sleep in. asdlfksd

My computer's about to fall apart/catch on fire :\


I started reading No Country for Old Men on the trip and thought this was a very lovely quote:
"She opened one of the packs of cigarettes and took one out and lit it with a lighter. Where have you been all day?
Went to get you some cigarettes.
I dont even want to know. I dont even want to know what all you been up to.
He sipped the beer and nodded. That'll work, he said.
I think it's better just to not even know even.
You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.
Big talk.
Just keep it up.
That's what she said.
Just let me finish this beer. We'll see what she said and what she didnt say."

Haha. This joke got out of hand in Japan. I've been thinking about those months a lot lately....

...aaand..... I'm starting to look Mexican again D: my arm vs. leg color is very jarring.
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